Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 226 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,265 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/265 points)
Cause 1 million dollars worth of damage
Reach level 10
Blow up 20 police cars
Blow up 10 missile trucks
Blow up 55 vehicles in a single level
Cause $350k damage on a single level
Complete all regular levels
Blow up 4,000 vehicles overall
Complete all challenges in the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/130 points)
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.