Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 226 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,265 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/500 points)
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (80/90 points)
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Game completed
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/430 points)
Reaching area 1
Reaching area 2
Reaching area 4
Reaching area 3
Reaching area 7
Reaching area 8
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 6
Reaching area 10
Reaching area 9
Reaching area 11
Reaching area 12
Medals Earned: 4/49 (20/500 points)
Destroy 50 blocks
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Destroy 100 blocks
Combo x 20
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Combo x 100
Hit the wall 1000 times
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/405 points)
Kill 15 henchlings
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
92% or more in speed
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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